Too high

Oh honey, just don't try to jump higher, once you fall to the ground, it will be megahurt,, 

Oh honey, don't try to lie, once i smell about it, you'll be in trouble,,

Oh honey, no need to cover up a dead body, it'll be stinky sooner or later,,

Oh honey, don't try to make a joke, i'm just too old to laugh out loud and my heart will too rush to pump the blood and  blow up.

Just don't try.

-Yudith P. Munarno, 24th-